Shut the F*** up Game!

The rules are simple!

Ask someone a question.
The person that responds to the question must tell the asker to "shut the f*** up" in some creative way.

Example:

"Hey, are you thirsty?"
"Yes, can I interest you in a tall glass of shut the f*** up?"

Ill start!

Did you know the earth is round?

Did you know that you can shut the f*** up?

Haha. I'm going to love this game. xD

Question:

Hey, do you have the time?

Do you have the time to shut the f*** up?

Q:
How do you really kill a mocking bird?

A. Throw stones. It also is a great way to get you to shut the f*** up.

Q. Do you know what the day is?

A: Yea. Wednesday. The day you shut the f*** up.

Q: How many stars are in the sky?

A. Here is an idea. You shut the f*** up until you count them all. Then you tell me.

Q. Are you afraid of the dark?

A: No. Im afraid of sound, so shut the f*** up.

Q: Whats your favorite animal?

A. Ones that shut the f*** up.

Q. Do you have any siblings?

A: Yea. They want you to shut the f*** up.

Q: Who sells sea shells by the sea shore?

*This game is so wrong, but at the same time, so entertaining!*

A. Someone who gets customers by shutting the f*** up.

Q. Do you like playing twenty questions?

A:Well, no one can answer if until you shut the f*** up.

Q: Why are guys such idiots?

Note: I'm going through post breakup anger.

A: I don't know, but it's a good reason to tell them to shut the f*** up.

Q: Why are guys such losers?

*That sucks. I'm sorry about that. This game might help that lol.*

A: Because they cant figure out when to shut the f*** up.

Q: Who needs a guy anyway?

-Hopefully. Nothing else seems to. Even the chocolate covered pretzels I ate at 4 am last night.-

A: Someone who want someone to talk to and can't shut the f*** up.

Q: What makes guys so high and mighty anyways?

*I see. My choice of sad food is usually ramen noodles. Do you want to talk about what happened?

A: I dont know. I dont care. They just need to shut the f*** up. Seriously.

Q: Why am I getting so into this game?

-I actually kinda do.-

A. Because you can't shut the f*** up? lol

Q. Why can't I stop playing this game?

*Alright, I can either make another tread or something, or you can just talk about it here. Also, do you just want me to listen, or do you want advice as well? Because, I know that sometimes people just want others to just listen. (:

A: Because we both cant shut the f*** up?

Q: Can I stop asking these questions?

-I dont know. Advice is good. But I really need to vent too. Just do what you want. Lol.-

A. Depends on if you and I can shut the f*** up? xD

*Feel free to vent. I'm all ears. (:

Well, it just hurts. And I can't even admit that to him because what would he say? 'Im sorry it turned out this way, I have my reasons?' I mean, seriously. How do you love someone and want to be away from them? I didnt want to be away from him. Hes a mindless, drinking, skinny jean wearing jerk, but i didnt use those reasons to bail, did I? And I could have.

I just don't know how to be broken up with. It happened once, and even after that, we got back together and I ended it again anyway. I dont know how to be left. But to be honest, it clarifies so much. I actually understand why the people I left seemed so irrational. Its just the stinking pain. It makes you crazy. And it makes me turn into Hitler.

Well, I don't know the whole story. I've never been rejected before, never been broken up with; I've only ever had one boyfriend, so I can't say how it feels to break up. I know how it feels to hurt though when you really like or love someone. I do know that as long as you continue to like someone or hold people close to you, you are going to hurt. Those people will hurt as well. It's a personal choice to whether you are going to accept it and hopefully move on or resent it. The worst thing you can do is resent whatever it is that happened. Do you need to vent more or anything?

I dont know. I just dont know whats wrong with me. I havent slept right for three days. My hair hasnt touched a flat iron, and believe me, that means something. I cant sit in a quiet room without feeling like Im gonna burst into tears. I hate this so much. I cant even talk to him.

Don't sit in a quiet room, or at least try not to. Because perhaps that is what is causing you to keep thinking about the situation. You should try and distract yourself. No matter what, crying won't do anything but make you feel worse. You just have to do something that will keep you from thinking too much and will make you happy. Any girl can be happy with a guy, but she doesn't need that guy to keep being happy. You were happy before you met him right? Try and get back to that.

Okay. I'll try.

*I'm almost done with the Dream Catchers post, so you can do that if you want for a little bit*